Recently, Westhill High School has been selling t-shirts with ten reasons of why they are better than Stamford High on them for a school fundraiser. Everyone here at Stamford High knows this to be false. The Black Knights are obviously better than the Vikings for many reasons…

1. Down town is walking distance from our school.

2. Our school doesn’t smell like bleach.

3. We all use the same cafeteria.

4. We get better test scores.

5. Our building is historic. Even some of our grandparents attended Stamford High!

6. We don’t need swimsuits for gym class.

7. Our school didn’t steal our logo from the Minnesota Vikings.

8. We have a twerk team (see video at top of page).

9. We have nicer security guards (Charlie is with us now!)

10. Real men wear pink*